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Charge joins J2C (4/2)
Jeh Craze Continues! (4/9)
The Jeh Thing =) (4/9)
Brush With Greatness (4/9)
Anniversary CTF (4/9)
TryMe Deadline (4/6)
J2C Hosts JPL (4/6)
New Poll (4/6)
McClory.com Down (4/6)
2 Spots Left.. (4/5)
TSF ScreenShots (4/5)
Live JJ2 Chat (4/4)
J2LC MB (4/4)
Happy Easter (4/4)
Name Trick (4/4)
JJ Channel (4/4)
JJ Quake Patch (4/4)
J2 on M-Player (4/4)
SF Order Info (4/4)

 

 
 
 
 
Friday April 9, 1999


Jeh Craze Continues! 01:59
Thought you'd seen the end of it? Think again! Panic is running through the streets, Jeh is fleeing for his life! (or is that him sitting and watching over there?) Mobs are everywhere! Riots are ruining the stores! The list goes on!

But wait! There is hope... if we can be rid of Jeh (is that right? I can't tell =) it'll all be okay! Which means you should learn all about him.. which means you need to visit... the Anti-Jeh-Page! (aka Jeh Must Die! :-) page). Check out some of the wackiest screenshots availible to humankind... then become amazed at how in the world we managed to get close to 30 people together, with the same type of names, and not much shooting either. Then consider that we got 2 Epic guys to visit! (well.. one couldn't quite make it ;-). If you're still not interested.. think again. Just look at the beauty in the shots =)

Of course, you'll have to visit the current anti-jeh-page, which isn't finished, but has enough. Even as I speak, there are people working on a full-blown jeh fan page! (or was that anti-jeh-fan? =). But the screenshots *ARE* there, so check it out.

Even people like Gole-X showed up.. Gole-X hasn't played JJ2 in four months! Along with people like BeAsT, stripe, Captain Spam, Brian, Steel Talon, Onag (?), Electrap (hasn't played in a long time!), Aphrodite... etc. The list goes on =) Quite a party I must say, especially since it's very late (about 2:00 am right now) =)

- DethMan



The Jeh Thing =) 22:14
Jeh's return is welcome, and his level was met with enthusiastic fans. There was a huge turn-out today, with even an occasional "Epic Dood" dropping in. Almost every "oldie" played at one point or another.. Wakeman, Onag, stripe, Speedy, martin, Roaster, PaG... the list goes on.

But not all the fans recieved Jeh gladly. Some were mad at his long absence.... doubtless DethMan had no idea what he was doing, but he started a new fad... a cult of people who are out to kill jeh :-)

Don't believe me? Check out this screenshot =)

The evil anti-jeh-ers are obviously out to dominate the world! Who will you join forces with? Will you help Jeh, alone, hardly armed, against the massive hordes of evil-doers? Or join the great Jeh Killers, and rid the world of the treacherous-but-good-level-maker Jeh? =)

the battle of sarcastic jokes continues! :-)

- DethMan



Brush With Greatness 18:14
Today is the chance of a lifetime ;-) Jeh decided to help celebrate the anniversary with the one thing that he knows best... levels. By creating "Warrior's Fall," Jeh has shown once again, that he still has his touch. Warrior's fall was purposely created with Diamondous Warzone's "feel" in mind... and even though Warrior's Fall is a battle level, it succeeds immensely. If Jeh's server is still up, you'll want to join him, and play against one of the greatest legends of all time!
Otherwise, you'll just want to download this awesome level =) Visit Mystic Legend's home page to d/l it. It rivals even the famous original Epic battle levels!

- DethMan



Anniversary CTF 12:14
All day today the Anniversary CTF servers are going to be up and running. They feature all of the best CTF levels for the past year. Before you head on over, download the levels, tilesets, and music. Thanks to stripe for arranging this.

oh, and if you haven't figured it out, today is the one year anniversary of Jazz 2! Exactly one year ago the shareware of the award winning game was released to the public.

- Steven

Tuesday April 6, 1999


TryMe Deadline 16:35
The TryMe Competition, Event #2 is coming to a close.. the deadline is April 10th, only 4 days away! Better hurry up and submit those levels...

- DethMan



J2C Hosts JPL 16:35
We're proud to announce that the Jazz 2 Player League (or JPL) is now hosted by Jazz 2 City. The JPL will doubtless become a very attractive tourney for the millions of JJ2 clans out there. What clan is "one of the best"? Only the JPL will tell. Before the JPL can start however, they need a couple more clans... sign up before the spots are filled! Click here to visit the JPL.

- DethMan



New Poll 16:35
Okay.. uh.. hopefully those polls are under control now, right? :-) Here's the results from the last poll:

You should visit Jazz 2 Stuff!

Yes... no... maybe so... but I hate mondays! (57) -1%-
What does this have to do with JJ2/J2C? (15) -0%-
OH NO! The polls have gone WEIRD! (46) -0%-
This has nothing to do with anything. I will not answer it. (10037) -99%-

 It's pretty obvious to most.. but for those of you who don't know, I purposely added 10,000 votes for the last answer :-) So in reality, only 37 people voted for the last answer, which really means that the 1% won, which means... that everyone hates mondays ;-)

- DethMan



McClory.com Down 12:28
McClory.com is once again offline for unknown reasons. Alienator is working on problem, and hopefully the site will be back up in a day or two. Thanks to the Unofficial Daily Carrot for the news.

- Steven

Monday April 5, 1999


2 Spots Left.. 17:55
There are only two spots left on the Jazz 2 Players League. Sign your clan up now so the tournament can begin.

- Steven



TSF ScreenShots 17:45
The Unofficial Daily Carrot has posted 18 new screen shots of The Secret Files, all taken by F. Quist of J2LC. You can view them here.

- Steven

Sunday April 4, 1999


Live JJ2 Chat 22:04
The new AIM (AOL Instant Messenger) has allowed Alienator to create a chat room for live Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Chat. This will only be available to Jazz 2 Members who have the latest version of AIM, AOL Instant Messenger 2.0. Note: You do not have to be an AOL User to use this. AIM is totally free, and you can download the latest version at www.aol.com/aim. Download it and go to the Live Chat Rooms page, which can be found here.

These rooms will be hosted by Alienator, and when Alienator is not available, they will be hosted by someone else. Make sure you check out this cool chat room.

- Steven



J2LC MB 21:28
The J2LC level designing group has started a message board. Currently the boards you can post on are General Talk, JJ3 Script Talk, and Funny Quotes. Click here to sign up.

- Steven



Happy Easter! 17:33
Happy Easter everyone! Click here to learn what the real meaning of Easter is. Thanks to Jazz Central for the link.

- Charge



Name Trick 17:33
In Jazz 2 multiplayer, there is a trick that allows you to eliminate the colon when you talk. To do this, go into the Regedit and, at the end of name, type space. Then, hold Alt and type 0167. Thanks to Aceldama for this tip.

- Steven



JJ Channel 17:29
Jb put together a Jazz Jackrabbit channel on Austnet. The channel is: #jazz2 and it has a bot. For an example of an Austnet server try: /server us.austnet.org then /join #jazz2. However, the Austnet servers are already listed in the latest version of mIRC.

For a good Windows irc client, go to www.mirc.com or www.xircon.com.

- Steven



JJ Quake Patch 10:34
Shadow GPW is creating a patch for Quake 1 that includes Jazz Jackrabbit weapons, tilesets, enemies, and more. A screen shot of the alpha version of the patch can be downloaded here. The patch should be ready in July.

- Steven



J2 on M-Player 10:26
Rastus is currently interviewing the owner of the M-Player Network to see if they can accommidate Jazz 2. M-Player allows live multiplayer gaming and talking over the Net using a microphone or two-way radio. Visit the Network here.

- Steven



SF Order Info 10:21
Some people have been having trouble ordering The Secret Files on Games Terminal because of the JAVA. To order the game without the JAVA, follow these steps: (thanks to Coolmon for the info)

- Goto http://www.gamesterminal.com/erol/erol.html
- Click on the PC CD-ROM graphic.
- Click on "H-L" in the menu frame.
- Click on "Jazz Jackrabbit Secret File" to add it to your basket.

- Steven